Clearly with too much on there hands, our New York office provided some in depth psychological analysis to help this England cope with the improbably defeat by the USA – clearly in a parallel Universe for deranged dreamers who wear helmets and pads.
After a fine opening shot, this powerful salvo makes its point well, USA are no pushovers:
As you’d expect from the US: well executed, polished and ultimately pointless piece of bubble gum communication…
Don’t worry USA we’ll be enjoying the match – through finger clad eyes, wincing at every tackle and missed shot as you proove you can actually play [ park the bus ].
Tags: football, In-ger-land, USA, World Cup